The Numbers Tell it All

So I got the blood work results from my doctors visit last week.
Last year, my cholesterol level was 260...supposed to be under 200.
This year......202.
Last year, my triglycerides were at 690...supposed to be under 150. I was a stroke waiting to happen...
This year....176.
AND...I am no where NEAR menopause...so doctor asked if I might want to go on birth control so as not to get pregnant.
I've been laughing now for days!!!
My reward for my new and improved numbers???
The new blue and orange pills were added to my daily vitamins and medications...
yep......M&M's.
Don't want to hear it from anyone.
I DESERVE IT!!!!